{"product_id":"hemper-jeweled-egg-bong","title":"Hemper Jeweled Egg Bong","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Jeweled Egg Bong is a Fabergé-style egg in borosilicate glass — gilt detailing across the shell, a footed base underneath, and the neck rising discreetly from the top. It was Hemper's March 2026 theme, one of the most ornate pieces they've produced, and among the least obviously a bong when it's sitting on a shelf. Most people take it for an ornament until they're told otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt was made as a single limited batch in March 2026, in line with every Hemper monthly theme. When that batch sells through, the design is finished.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eHow it performs\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe egg body is a large, smooth chamber — no internal corners, no odd angles — so it functions much like a round-bottom flask. The footed base is wider than it looks and keeps the piece upright. It takes a standard bowl and downstem. The ornate exterior is decoration only; the airpath inside is simple and unobstructed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe XL scales the egg and the base together, so it stays balanced. It's a heavier, more imposing object — the sort of thing that anchors a mantelpiece — and the larger chamber gives a smoother, cooler pull.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e borosilicate glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Regular and XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e ornate jewelled egg with gilt detailing and footed base\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelease:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 2026 Hemper theme (SKU WP0326 \/ JWP0326)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e bowl and downstem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCollection:\u003c\/strong\u003e Jeweled Egg family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eLooking after it\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe gilt and colour work is on the exterior, so the one rule is not to leave it soaking in neat isopropyl — a short swirl and rinse is fine, hours of immersion can dull the finish. The smooth interior is easy to keep clear with fresh water each session. See \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/our-blog\/how-to-clean-a-bong\"\u003ehow to clean a bong\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it look like a bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot until you look for the bowl. It's one of the most discreet pieces Hemper make.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat bowl does it take?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA standard bowl and downstem, both supplied. Spares in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bong-accessories-1\"\u003ebong accessories\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the XL much bigger?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — noticeably taller and heavier, with a proportionally larger base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill Hemper make more?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. Theme releases are tied to their month and aren't reissued.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003ePairs well with\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\"\u003eThe full Hemper range\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bong-accessories-1\"\u003eBong accessories\u003c\/a\u003e — spare bowls, downstems and screens\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cleaning-products-1\"\u003eCleaning products\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e18+ only. Limited run — once sold through, not reissued.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HEMPER","offers":[{"title":"Regular","offer_id":57398917038406,"sku":"WP0326","price":53.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":57398917071174,"sku":"JWP0326","price":133.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0783\/3409\/9782\/files\/hemper-jeweled-egg-bongseedyside-3746414.webp?v=1789793169","url":"https:\/\/seedyside.ie\/products\/hemper-jeweled-egg-bong","provider":"SeedySide","version":"1.0","type":"link"}